“ A report into university loan delays which has affected tens of thousands of students in England has criticised a “conspicuous failure” in service. ”

Read the full BBC News article.

“ (412): he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went? ”

TFLN (via approachwithcaution)

awesomelyalliterative: I think I’d die if this happened to me, but it sounds like something Boy would do. If drunk.

Boy? Why thank you.

Maybe one day I’ll get a text and my phone will make the noise. Wouldn’t that be funny.

“ He’s only 22, he doesn’t remember the war ”

Well no, Amy, he wasn’t alive when it happened.

“ It is clear that elements within FOTA have sought this outcome throughout the prolonged period of negotiation and have not engaged in the discussions in good faith. ”

That’s because they realised you’re a dick, Max.

(FIA statement on the FOTA breakaway series from Formula 1)

“ It’s the first time ever pretty much all the teams have the same view. For the sake of the sport, the main constructors and people who have the real vision believe they need to take a stand. It’s now got to a point where £80m is paid for one player to play football but you’re asked to run a whole F1 team and travel the world for £40m. How can you do that overnight? ”

Mark Webber

“ I’m not eating anything shaped like a pair of speedos! ”

Me, on our Beach item shaped cookies that shall be made for our trip on Sunday.

“ If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious shit. ”

Doc Brown (via fuckyeahbacktothefuture)

“ You’ve got sex on the brain and I’m innocently sucking a biro. ”

Amy

“ Ah, Bolt. The film with the guy who lost a teenager and the teenager that should have been lost. ”

Max, on John Travolta and Miley Cyrus

“ Do it again and you’ll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw. ”

Mark, from ‘The Ringer’

“ Mm. After some web fossicking I’ve seen that it should be Grammys, not Grammies. Consider me duly spanked. ”

Stephen Fry, from his Twitter (@stephenfry)

“ Yes it’s true. This man has no dick. ”

Dr. Peter Venkman

“ To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect. To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society’s ills on the West: Know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist. ”

Barack Obama - Inagural Address

I didn’t know Mr. T could do maths! he never ceases to amaze me.
(via bunkercomplex)

I didn’t know Mr. T could do maths! he never ceases to amaze me.

(via bunkercomplex)

“ AUTO! Earth is amazing! These are called “farms”. Humans who put seeds in the ground pour water on them, and they grow food - like, pizza! ”

Axiom Captain (WALL-E)