meaningful irrelevance

Kanye West On Google Because you wouldn’t get this kind of...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:15:00 +0000

Kanye West On Google

Because you wouldn’t get this kind of lols on Bing.

(via 9gag)

Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:11:05 +0000

Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)

Agreed. (via indieandyy, molls, samanthalynnn)

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:26:50 +0000

Agreed.

(via indieandyy, molls, samanthalynnn)

GPOYW #12 - I have only just had a shower and got dressed. In...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:28:18 +0000

GPOYW #12 - I have only just had a shower and got dressed. In fact I’ve been so lazy today that I haven’t even opened my curtains, and now there’s no point because it’s dark.

Also, how do you think my semi-beardyness looks?

fuckyeahbritain: BBC NEWS | England | London | Johnson saves...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:27:03 +0000

fuckyeahbritain:

BBC NEWS | England | London | Johnson saves woman from ‘oiks’

London mayor Boris Johnson has rescued a woman who was being attacked by an armed group of young girls, chasing them down the road on his bicycle.

Franny Armstrong called for help as she was surrounded and pushed by the girls, one of whom had an iron bar, in Camden, north London, on Monday night.

The mayor, who was cycling past, stopped and chased the girls down the street, calling them: “Oiks”.

Ms Armstrong said: “He was my knight on a shining bicycle.”

The Shweeb is how everyone should travel in the future.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:25:07 +0000

The Shweeb is how everyone should travel in the future.

Kasbah

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:12:46 +0000

Good:

If you’re bored of the music, there’s another two rooms or even outside to try instead
When it’s busy there’s usually a decent atmosphere
The DJ’s don’t just play the top 10 repeatedly with a few random but classic songs
The smoking area isn’t like a goat pen at a summer fete, it’s actually a very nice place to be
The bars are usually very quick to get served

Bad:

Hot in the Left wing and sometimes it smells bad
The queues on busy nights stretch for miles
When people stand in the foyer and block people walking around
To get back from the smoking area you have to go upstairs and back around

(in contrast, a JJ’s article like this would read “Good: Everything”)

Next year, I need something better than Abraham Van...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:00:50 +0000

Next year, I need something better than Abraham Van Helsing.

(via nickmcglynn,jimkal,urlesque,juliasegal)

The Fun Theory

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:24:58 +0000

The Fun Theory:

from Volkswagen.

You know....

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:52:34 +0000

approachwithcaution:

maths-wench:

Birmingham Uni is like a 20 minute bus ride from Warwick…

=)

You know, I totally do. If that’s where I end up, you better get used to seeing me :D

Er, hello? Party capital of the West Midlands is only a few minutes away from both of you! :D

This would make my life.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:53:37 +0000

This would make my life.

Sesame Street by Joshua Radin (cover of Joe...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:58:52 +0000

Sesame Street by Joshua Radin (cover of Joe Raposo)

(via bunkercomplex on copycats)

awesomelyalliterative: xoodus: GPOYW #12 - Playing with a...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:38:12 +0000

awesomelyalliterative:

xoodus:

GPOYW #12 - Playing with a hairdryer getting dressed. The weekend just gone was amazing.

I look horrible. Hello no make up, damp hair and a towel. :(

She lies. She is beautiful.

tmblg: British artist Stephen Wiltshire is currently attempting...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:05:12 +0000

tmblg:

British artist Stephen Wiltshire is currently attempting to draw the Manhattan skyline from memory. since Monday October 26th. Wiltshire began filling in an 18 foot canvas at the Pratt institute, Brooklyn. The drawing is expected to be complete by Friday. You can follow his progress through the live webcam here.

Wiltshire diagnosed with autism at the age of three displays an unusually powerful photographic memory that he has applied to rendering city scapes. He can look at the subject of his drawing once and reproduce it accurately with photographic detail, down to the exact number of columns or windows on a building. He memorizes their shapes, locations and the architecture.

This is amazing.

GPOYW #12 - Playing with a hairdryer getting dressed. The...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:02:54 +0000

GPOYW #12 - Playing with a hairdryer getting dressed. The weekend just gone was amazing.

"(412): he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?"

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:36:22 +0000

“(412): he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?”

- TFLN (via approachwithcaution)

awesomelyalliterative: I think I’d die if this happened to me, but it sounds like something Boy would do. If drunk.

Boy? Why thank you.

Maybe one day I’ll get a text and my phone will make the noise. Wouldn’t that be funny.

It’s now 5 am. I’ve just spent an hour an a half stood in the cold because some randoms...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:59:25 +0000

It’s now 5 am. I’ve just spent an hour an a half stood in the cold because some randoms wanted to play rock paper scissors and have thumb wars with us.

I lost against a drunken woman because we were stood in the cold for so long I couldn’t move my thumb. And I was still slightly drunk. Damn those Dutch insisting on buying me Stella. I had to down it to keep up with them and because it tastes horrible and I just wanted to get rid of it. Blergh.

Get your commemorative Miley Cyrus tweet plates now!

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:29:20 +0000

Get your commemorative Miley Cyrus tweet plates now!

slapnickgriffin.co.uk

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:11:54 +0100

slapnickgriffin.co.uk:

Need I say more?

I seriously worry about the state of the world sometimes.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:50:43 +0100

I seriously worry about the state of the world sometimes.